Along with the rest of the record industry, there are evolving changes in how you can buy the Biggun booty.

All three CD’s are now unavailable from record stores – not that you’d notice, since there aren’t many record shops left and HMV and the supermarkets have never stocked Ivor anyway. This also means that Amazon and Play.com won’t be able to sell direct BUT the good news is that Stiff Weapon will continue to sell from both sites (and at a cheaper price). Of course, the cheapest price is right here from this site – check the ‘Sample & buy Ivor Biggun’ link on the left of this page.

Then there’s eBay where the discs are available at a set price for immediate purchase PLUS there’s a special ‘complete works’ bundle where you can buy all the albums together at a discounted price.

Finally all the tracks / albums are available to download from iTunes, Amazon and the other usual suspects.
There you have it then- 2010 and it’s easier than ever before to get the wit and wisdom of the tremendulous tosser. Happy days…

Due to popular demand, we’re continuing the special deal on ebay where you can buy the complete works of Ivor Biggun (that’s the 3 CD packages) for a mere £18.00 which includes UK 1st class post and packing- the perfect present (after penicillin) for the man who has everything.

You can now download many of Ivor’s bishop bashing beauties from Amazon as well as iTunes and CD Baby (HANDLING SWOLLEN GOODS).

You can now download Ivor’s magnificent HANDLING SWOLLEN GOODS album direct from the wonderful CD Baby (100% approved) for only $9.99

Apart from the benefits of instantly having Ivor’s album to enliven your evening, impress your mates and get you something to give your laughing gear a workout…

* – You buy your entire album as one zip download, which
includes the MP3s, a JPG of the album art, and a text file of song
titles and album notes!

* – They’re regular MP3 files that play easy on ANY MP3 player you use, whether iPod, cellphone, Blackberry, iPhone, Nokia,
Windows, Mac, Linux, etc.

* – The MP3s are encoded at top-audiophile-quality (~200k VBR), higher than iTunes or any other major store.

* – See CD baby for more details or CLICK HERE to order.

Just follow the instructions below:

Simply text BIGGUN then a space and then the item code for the tone that you want to 81330.

(e.g. to get “Dorothy Please Trim Your Hinge” realtone text BIGGUN 1001 to 81330)

Artist Title Realtone*
Ivor Biggun Dorothy Please Trim Your Hinge (misprint) 1001
Ivor Biggun Halfway Up Virginia 1002
Ivor Biggun Hide The Sausage 1003
Ivor Biggun The Premature Ejaculation Song 1004
Ivor Biggun The Pussy Song 1005
Ivor Biggun The Winkers Song 1006
Ivor Biggun You Can’t Have A Shag With a Snowman 1007
Ivor Biggun All I Want For Christmas Is A Great Big Dong 1008

Terms and Conditions:

*Realtones are short clips of real music tracks designed to be used as a ringing tone. Standard message costs apply for sending + no more than £3 max per realtone, video clip or wallpaper. Pre-pay users please ensure you have enough credit before ordering. Data transfer charges may vary – check your mobile tariff. Please ensure compatibility before ordering. WAP Services must be enabled to order realtones, video clips & wallapers. Check with your network operator or service provider if you are unsure. You may receive further free txt updates from Ivor biggun, to unsubscribe txt STOP to 81330. For customer service call 08707555731

All of Ivor’s albums are now available from iTunes – click on the links for instant access… Good to see that ‘Dorothy Please Trim Your Hinge (misprint)’ is a popular choice along with the infamous ‘Winker’s Song’!

Handling Swollen Goods


The Fruity Bits of Ivor Biggun


More Fruity Bits – The Rest of Ivor Biggun – Volume One

More Fruity Bits – The Rest of Ivor Biggun – Volume Two


Ivor’s XXXmas Package

You can purchase individual tracks or the whole album at a discounted price.You need to have iTunes installed for the link to take you directly to Ivor’s album.

A few of the usual online stores have the new album on sale. Prices are generally pretty fair (it’s a two CD set). The big surprise is hmv.co.uk whose online price (£7.99 on pre-order) is probably close to half of what they’ll sell it for instore. Other sellers include good ol’ Amazon.com (they keep changing the price – it’s currently £9.99), Asda (£9.47), Tesco (£9.69), Play.com (£9.99), ) and Virgin Megastores (£10.99)

Ivor’s new album is finally available from iTunes stores around the world – including down under in Australia. You can purchase individual tracks or the entire album (though you won’t get the sumptuous art package). Now there is no reason (apart from good taste) for not owning the old rod-walloper’s masterpiece. Even if you already have the album you can add a review and do your bit to help the World-Wide-W*nker’s profile.

Ivor’s been downloading himself for years but now his “Swollen Goods” can be officially downloaded in the USA. It’s available from a variety of services that can be found at Music Net including Yahoo music, Music Net @ AOL, Virgin digital, fye, for USA college students there’s C-trax and RCN music

On the subjects of downloads, if you do a Google search for ‘Ivor Biggun’ a site comes up on the first page called “music.allofmp3.com” which claims to offer legal downloads. Be warned, it is a Russian based pirate company with no legality whatsoever and if you give these crooks your credit card details you’re a bigger tool than Ivor’s dong.