THE SULTAN OF SMUT

Away on vacation

Stiff Weapon — Wed, 25 Aug 2010 13:50:39 +0000

We’re off on vacation from Wednesday 25 August to Tuesday 14 September so PLEASE DON’T ORDER ANYTHING from the store (‘cos it won’t be sent). We’ve also closed the Amazon, Play and Ebay sales so either order in mid September or download the albums now.

Off to Italy and Spain via omnibus and train… wonder what I’ll be doing?

Over one million hits!

Stiff Weapon — Mon, 07 Jun 2010 20:37:27 +0000

Amazing! this anime of ‘Bras On 45′ has had over a million views on YouTube.

A letter from Ivor

Stiff Weapon — Tue, 16 Mar 2010 17:25:32 +0000

Letter of the week in this month’s Record Collector, no less.

Welcome back

Stiff Weapon — Sat, 02 Jan 2010 16:43:00 +0000

Along with the rest of the record industry, there are evolving changes in how you can buy the Biggun booty.

All three CD’s are now unavailable from record stores – not that you’d notice, since there aren’t many record shops left and HMV and the supermarkets have never stocked Ivor anyway. This also means that Amazon and Play.com won’t be able to sell direct BUT the good news is that Stiff Weapon will continue to sell from both sites (and at a cheaper price). Of course, the cheapest price is right here from this site – check the ‘Sample & buy Ivor Biggun’ link on the left of this page.

Then there’s eBay where the discs are available at a set price for immediate purchase PLUS there’s a special ‘complete works’ bundle where you can buy all the albums together at a discounted price.

Finally all the tracks / albums are available to download from iTunes, Amazon and the other usual suspects.
There you have it then- 2010 and it’s easier than ever before to get the wit and wisdom of the tremendulous tosser. Happy days…

You seem to like this…

Stiff Weapon — Sun, 11 Oct 2009 11:59:00 +0000

Due to popular demand, we’re continuing the special deal on ebay where you can buy the complete works of Ivor Biggun (that’s the 3 CD packages) for a mere £18.00 which includes UK 1st class post and packing- the perfect present (after penicillin) for the man who has everything.

meeow, meeow… where’s that Cookin’ Fat

Stiff Weapon — Wed, 16 Sep 2009 11:26:00 +0000

Just checking the availability of Ivor’s wonderous albums on iTunes New Zealand (as you do) and noticed a karaoke album – Sing it like an Idol: Legends Vol. 6. What’s this then?
hmmm… 13 songs made famous by the likes of Mario Lanza, Ella Fitzgerald, Mel Tormé, Lou Rawls, the divine Doris Day, Judy Garland, Johnny Mathis… CLASSY. But which smooth international superstar hit is that on track 10? ‘The Pussy Song (As Made Famous by Ivor Biggun)’!!!
Truely, the world is a strange place and someone has a highly tuned sense of the absurd. Sir, we salute you…

Up and running…

Stiff Weapon — Wed, 13 May 2009 20:34:00 +0000

With much help we’ve managed to get the ‘buy from Stiff Weapon’ buttons working again (see the Sample + buy Ivor Biggun link on the left). This means you can now buy direct from here at the cheapest prices anywhere if you have a paypal account. We’re just too good to you… you winkers don’t deserve it.
oops – spoke too soon. The iTunes links from Fruity Bits and More Fruity bits take you to the iTunes store but tell you the albums aren’t available. Lies, damn lies. I don’t know how to fix this so just do a search for Ivor Biggun and you’ll find all the albums.

Downloading Ivor Biggun

Stiff Weapon — Sat, 31 Jan 2009 17:35:00 +0000

You can now download many of Ivor’s bishop bashing beauties from Amazon as well as iTunes and CD Baby (HANDLING SWOLLEN GOODS).

a fan’s experience…

Stiff Weapon — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 16:00:00 +0000

the great brilliant ivor biggun!!!
im a mancunian thats been living in munich for over 21 years now and i worked many of those years in rock n roll as a roadie,
and “the winkers song (misprint)” was always a brilliant song to teach foriegners, i once had a troupe of 40 chinese singing along on the chorus not knowing a bloody word of what they were singing and having great fun!! he he a great bit of british cultural heritage to take back home with them!!
if there are any more clips? or if you know where i can get the ukulele tabs? as i am now in the process of learning ukulele!!
once again thanxs for the great memories!!
sir ged

New! HANDLING SWOLLEN GOODS MP3 downloads

Stiff Weapon — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 10:31:00 +0000

You can now download Ivor’s magnificent HANDLING SWOLLEN GOODS album direct from the wonderful CD Baby (100% approved) for only $9.99

Apart from the benefits of instantly having Ivor’s album to enliven your evening, impress your mates and get you something to give your laughing gear a workout…

* – You buy your entire album as one zip download, which
includes the MP3s, a JPG of the album art, and a text file of song
titles and album notes!

* – They’re regular MP3 files that play easy on ANY MP3 player you use, whether iPod, cellphone, Blackberry, iPhone, Nokia,
Windows, Mac, Linux, etc.

* – The MP3s are encoded at top-audiophile-quality (~200k VBR), higher than iTunes or any other major store.

* – See CD baby for more details or CLICK HERE to order.