thanks to Edward for this one

Ivor’s been searching through his archives and found a couple of videos. Unfortunately they’re not of his raucous live show so they feature the clean, broadcastable numbers, (Nobody Does It Like) The Ukelele Man and Grafitti Night Fever. They can currently be seen on MySpace (click on the video link beneath the German swordsman). Or watch it here!

Just follow the instructions below:

Simply text BIGGUN then a space and then the item code for the tone that you want to 81330.

(e.g. to get “Dorothy Please Trim Your Hinge” realtone text BIGGUN 1001 to 81330)

Artist Title Realtone*
Ivor Biggun Dorothy Please Trim Your Hinge (misprint) 1001
Ivor Biggun Halfway Up Virginia 1002
Ivor Biggun Hide The Sausage 1003
Ivor Biggun The Premature Ejaculation Song 1004
Ivor Biggun The Pussy Song 1005
Ivor Biggun The Winkers Song 1006
Ivor Biggun You Can’t Have A Shag With a Snowman 1007
Ivor Biggun All I Want For Christmas Is A Great Big Dong 1008

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All of Ivor’s albums are now available from iTunes – click on the links for instant access… Good to see that ‘Dorothy Please Trim Your Hinge (misprint)’ is a popular choice along with the infamous ‘Winker’s Song’!

Handling Swollen Goods


The Fruity Bits of Ivor Biggun


More Fruity Bits – The Rest of Ivor Biggun – Volume One

More Fruity Bits – The Rest of Ivor Biggun – Volume Two


Ivor’s XXXmas Package

You can purchase individual tracks or the whole album at a discounted price.You need to have iTunes installed for the link to take you directly to Ivor’s album.

thanks to stevie x for this one

Another slice of life from ‘The Register’… http://www.theregister.co.uk

A Bulgarian woman driver escaped relatively unscathed from a head-on pile-up with another vehicle when her 40DD breast implants absorbed most of the impact, Ananova reports.
Elena Marinova, 24, of Sofia, pranged her motor in the northern city of Ruse. Both cars were written off and the other driver seriously injured, local paper Standart reported.

A police expert explained: “[The implants] worked just like airbags – protecting the victim’s ribs and vital organs from damage.” He did, however, add: “They are not as safe as the real thing because they exploded, which airbags are not supposed to do.”

A few of the usual online stores have the new album on sale. Prices are generally pretty fair (it’s a two CD set). The big surprise is hmv.co.uk whose online price (£7.99 on pre-order) is probably close to half of what they’ll sell it for instore. Other sellers include good ol’ Amazon.com (they keep changing the price – it’s currently £9.99), Asda (£9.47), Tesco (£9.69), Play.com (£9.99), ) and Virgin Megastores (£10.99)

It’s a worldwide competition to see whose logo inadvertently looks the most cock-like. Take a look at the best entries for the Phallic Logo Awards
No wonder this blog keeps getting censored for it’s explicit verbage…